A Girls Drinking Game

Take a sip of your drink when:

  • Lena/Hannah eats cake or a cupcake;
  • Two girls talk to each other about a man;
  • Marnie acts uptight;
  • Jessa acts like a free spirit;
  • Shoshanna acts naive and ditzy;
  • Lena/Hannah is humiliated for attempted comedic payoff; or
  • Lena/Hannah quits or gets fired from a job.

Take a shot (you’ll need it) every time:

  • Lena Dunham takes her clothes off;
  • Two characters have awkward sex;
  • Someone tells Hannah/Lena that she’s an amazing writer, even though the only thing we’ve ever seen her write on the show is her personal diary;
  • Lena/Hannah makes her weight the butt of a joke.

Take a sip of water if:

  • You see Lena/Hannah writes something outside of her diary;
  • You see any of the girls at work;
  • Lena/Hannah wears a flattering outfit;
  • Two of the girls have a discussion that is relevant to the plot and not about a man.

If you play this game, you will get wasted fast. ¬†Guaranteed booze poos on Monday morning. ¬†You’re welcome.